An Announcment to the White House CRAP
I thought it was important for The White House Committee Responsible for Advancing Propoganda (CRAP) to know that help is on the way! The Whirlpool has been adamently opposed to pretty much everything the GOP and Dubya... I mean President George W. Bush have proposed. However, that was before we understood the lucrative opportunities CRAP offered.Knowing that Armstrong Williams was paid a small fortune by The Whirlpool's standards to perpetuate CRAP memoranda suggests all kinds of new exciting options.
Knowing that a male prostitute was given a job with a not yet created news organization and thereby garnered daily press passes to be within yards of the president because he possessed skills such as giving good question make us all think long and hard about how we might be able to stimulate national discussion.
Armstrong Williams received $250,000 for sucking up to the Presidential policies. James Guckert/Gannon got a job and a press pass for sucking something.
The Whirlpool is letting the White House CRAP know right now that we would be willing to write a positive article about any issue the White House CRAP thought necessary for fully half what they paid Armstrong Williams...... a measly $125,000 ..... heck ..... a flat one-hundred-grand and we'll be partners.
The Whirlpool and White House CRAP for $100,000 ......... do we have a deal?
1 Comments:
"because he possessed skills such as giving good question make us all think long and hard about how we might be able to stimulate national discussion."
Too funny!
I think that you run the risk of getting us po' bloggers into a bidding war. Heck, I'd shill my butt off for a comparative pittance, say $90k?
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