President Bush Masturbated a Horse According to Laura Bush!

It is expected (actually hoped) that many stumble across this column because of the title. Hopefully, the Secret Service won't investigate the author, but these days, anything is possible. You can get kicked out of a public event by having a bumper sticker the President's people don't like.

So, let's start it out by admitting that The Whirlpool knows a joke when we hear it... and we know the First Lady was telling a joke. Further, we think she was a hoot.

The issue of course is: Where are the Wrong Wing media whores when Laura Bush does the nasty with the cameras rolling? If Hillary Clinton would have made the same statement, Ann Coulter's slobber would have dried up! If Nancy Pelosi were to tell a similar joke, James Dobson would have lost his Focus, Sean Hannity would have been temporarily speechless forcing Alan Combes to speak during a broadcast, and Bob Novak would have outed himself.

But, they are all, as expected silent on an easy target such as the "horse masturbation routine", because, after all, this is 2005 and the idiots have taken over. We have the Majority Leader of the Senate giving a Sunday morning sermon Nation-wide saying that justice can only be served if the Republicans get 100% of their way regarding judicial nominations (they've already had Democrat support for over 95% of their nominees). He eludes to the "fact" that the only reason for disagreement with the President's nominations is because of their faith.

Has this been appropriately denigrated by the Wrong Wing media as the demagoguery that it is? Not yet, and we're not holding our breath.

A Baptist preacher in North Carolina kicked out the Democrats because, evidently not voting for Bush was contrary to God's law... you know the 11th Commandment, "Thou shalt not vote for a Democrat". God's finger carved that one extra deep on the tablets so we wouldn't forget.

Has the Wrong Wing media exposed this for the farcical and despicable act that it was? Not yet, and we're not holding our breath.

The idiots have taken over. It's time to get busy and start giving them the cowboy boot. When Dubya lets go of that horse's pecker, the media and the Democrats, and the few decent Republicans left that can see that the joke is over, need to work towards a Democrat Majority again in the House or the Senate in order to help regain some sense of this nation's compass.

There is too much truth in this new pledge for comfort:

I pledge rejection
To the flag
Of the Religious Right of America
And against the Republican
For whom they stand
Half a Nation
Under George
Inarticulate
Who takes Liberty
And Justice from ALL.

Democrats and Progressives need to get busy

posted by Stash @ 6:16 PM