Wednesday, September 28, 2005

DeLay's acsent to diety Delayed

DeLay named 'Big House' Majority Leader

By John Breneman

A Texas grand jury today charged Rep. Tom DeLay with political dirty tricks and campaign finance chicanery.



Leading House Democrats responded by issuing the following brief statement: "Ha, ha."

DeLay, who is pretending to be innocent, faces a potential two-year prison sentence, though some Democrats have called for him to be hanged.

When informed of his indictment, DeLay reportedly headbutted a sheriff's deputy and carjacked a White Bronco before surrendering to TV bounty hunter Duane "Dog" Chapman.

DeLay, an outspoken Texas conservative known for his colorful Ten Commandments underwear and devious money-laundering schemes, is accused of playing God with state and national politics.

In an unrelated development, DeLay announced he plans to relinquish his post as House majority leader, citing a desire to "spend more quality time with my defense attorneys."

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