Frist vs Dean? Dean wins!

Democratic leader Harry Reid forced the Senate into a rare closed door session in order to bring light on the despicable doings of the Republican leadership. The Republicans have thwarted and dodged any and all attempts to investigate the abuse of power by their Republican President's administration.

Without the ability to stop the maneuver the Republicans were lamely forced into a name-calling, whiney, bitch session in front of the press.

"The United States Senate has been hijacked by the Democratic leadership," said Majority Leader Bill Frist, in a startling revelation of his inability to lead. "They have no convictions, they have no principles, they have no ideas," the Republican leader said.

Frist gives his famous Spicy Meatball impression while Republican Senator Rick Santorum daydreams of man-dog sex




This Week With George Stephanopoulos - On the Democratic Agenda:



"...Honesty in government will be one of them; balancing the budget and restoring jobs another; a health care system that benefits everybody a third one. Strong education system to give opportunity to all Americans again....We believe that we ought to have a decent public education system and the president ought to stop taking money away from it...Balance the budget after the most fiscally imprudent Administration in my lifetime, then restore the social safety net for middle class Americans that is being shredded by an Administration who says one thing and does something else...We want ethics legislation and campaign finance reform and health care reform. We will be the party of change, and we're serious about this and Democrats will have to live by these changes just like Republicans. We want fundamental reform in the United States."

posted by Stash @ 4:21 PM