Thursday, January 05, 2006

Abramoff only bought 6% of Bush!


Abramoff raised over $100,000 for Bush, but he will give back $6000.

At the press conference we think we heard Scott McClellen say something like, "The President is convinced that Jack only bought 6% of him. The other 94% The President did for free and the money was just a coincidence. Besides, we're at war. The President can do whatever the fuck he wants when we're at war! Ya'll bite me!" Much to the surprise to the Washington Press Corp, as he was leaving the Press Secretary mooned them.

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