Monday, June 12, 2006

Ann Coulter was right!

Ann has been in the news lately while hawking her new book. She’s been running her mouth and stirring up the masses. As she is providing plenty of red meat for her base, it will be good for sales.

She has been getting hit pretty hard from the Left and a tad from the right. My first reaction was to pile on. But, the more I looked at the things the Slobber Goddess was saying, the more I realized that she is an expert and must be right.
Just look at some of her quotes:

"These self-obsessed women…”

"These broads are millionaires,

"Trying to convert their personal tragedy into a weapon to dictate national policy."

If you close your eyes and think about it, doesn’t that sound like a description of Ann Coulter? It sure sounded like her to me. After all, is there anyone more self-obsessed? She’s had several best selling books and must be worth a bundle. And, within days of the 9-11 disaster she used the tragedy of her friend as the basis for her column as a weapon to dictate national policy by suggesting “we should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity!”

Next she said, “How do we know their husbands weren't planning to divorce these harpies?”

Let’s face it, as a charter member of the Harpies of the World who would know better than Ann about another harpy. I figure: once you’ve been through the Puppy Blood Ritual, you’ll always have a bond with other harpies. I think they are able to smell one another.

Ann also suggested that “their shelf life is dwindling; they'd better hurry up and appear in Playboy," This put it over the top for me.
She can’t even get the support of butt-breath Rick Santorum! The best they can roll out for her is washed up Lady MacCheney and nobody David Horowitz, and even they can’t support her with a straight face. She’s Past-Pull-Date. It’s time for a hasty Mark-Down Sale.

But, when I settle down with the Playboy "Has Been" Issue and open up her center-fold, I hope they air-brushed some meat on her skinny bones and wiped the slobber off her upper lip.

Ann has been wrong so many times, we just take it for granted. This time, like the blind squirrel bumping into a nut, she might be right.

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4 Comments:

At 5:29 AM, Blogger Kev said...

I am a conservative question. The sad thing about Ann Coulter is her claiming to be a Christian and saying all of those nasty and insensitive comments. Can those widows be criticized for their political views? They stepped into the political arena, so ure they can. Does the fac that they lost their husbands on 9/11 leave them above criticism? Certainly not. But name calling and saying reprehensible things that insinuate that they enjoy the fact that their husbands are dead is not Christian.

 
At 7:00 AM, Blogger Stash said...

Sure they can be criticized. No one is suggesting the Slobber Goddess is wrong to question or criticized the widows. They stepped into the public arena.

But Ann's level of vitriol is beyond the pale and can only come from her ritualistic midnight naked romps in the full-moon with fellow harpies.

 
At 4:13 PM, Blogger A Christian Prophet said...

It seems Ann Coulter operates very much like an exceptional spiritual teacher by being willing to call a spade a spade. She sees that Liberals are hopelessly trapped in fantasy and self-deception and she calls them on it. If they refuse to look at themselves and the depths of their own hatred, they will attack her as hateful ones always attack. If her wake-up call is heard just a little, they will grow and open spiritually.

 
At 4:55 PM, Blogger Stash said...

Sure thing, prophet. The "spiritual teacher" wouldn't have put up with any crap from those blood-sucking harpies, either. Go Ann... show us the way!

Halllll laaaayyy luuuuuuuuuu yah!

 

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