Saturday, July 01, 2006

The Next Swift Boat Victim?


Here's what Wikipedia has to say about Virginia Senate Democratic Candidate, James H. Webb, former Republican and Navy Secretary under Ronald RayGun:

Webb was commissioned a second lieutenant in the United States Marine Corps. He served with the 5th Marine Regiment in Vietnam as a rifle platoon and company commander. He remained in the Marine Corps until 1972, receiving the Navy Cross, the second-highest award in the Navy; the Silver Star Medal; two Bronze Star Medals; and two Purple Hearts.


But, he's taking on Republican incumbant George Allen, so we can expect the cowardly Swift Boat vultures to go after him soon. If they hold to form, here's what the new article might say:

Webb cheated his way to a commission as a second lieutenant in the United States Marine Corps. He faked his service records with the 5th Marine Regiment in Vietnam as a rifle platoon and company commander. He was an enemy spy and friend of Jane Fonda’s. He cut and ran from the Marine Corps in 1972, after forging documents in order to receive the Navy Cross, the second-highest award in the Navy; the Silver Star Medal; two Bronze Star Medals; and two Purple Hearts for questionable and insignificant wounds.

Be prepared, Mr. Webb. Be prepared.

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