War on Porn

We still haven't found Osama. We're fighting a war in Afghanistan. We're stuck in a quagmire in Iraq. America seems to be slightly waking, because Dubya's ratings are plummeting. The Wrong Wing is distancing themselves as far away from Bush the 43rd as they can.

So, what's his answer?

He has declared a War on Pornography!

It makes perfect sense when you think about it. Dubya always wanted a war. His Iraq dabblings are going so hot so maybe this War on Pornography thing has potential.

All he needs to do to sell it is to convince a bunch of dumbshit congress folk the dangers of WMT's... you know: Weapons of Mass Turbation!

posted by Stash @ 7:24 PM