A big "NO!" to Justice Department's Google oogle

The Justice Department suspects that kids might come across pornography if they search the internet. This comes as no surprise to anyone that actually uses the internet, but evidently Alberto Gonzales is still riding the Pony Express.

In order to bolster their case, they sought records of internet searches from Google. Google said "No".

We'll see how stident they are after several top staff are shipped off to Guantanamo for a little friendly "counseling".

In the Justice Department's defense, a few Google searches were performed at The Whirlpool. The results are shocking!

A simple search like, "Dick Cheney enjoys anal sex with Alberto Gonzales" rendered 543 hits.

Everyone knows that "George Bush Masturbated a horse" but did they know that 11,900 sites would come up with that search?

Some may think it obvious that "Ann Coulter takes it up the ass". But, few suspected the search would garner 270,000 hits.

"George Bush gave a blow job to Alito" gets 206,000.

Shockingly, "Karl Rove Pat Robertson and Ann Coulter have 3 way sex" provided 43,900 alternative destinations!

But, the big winner was "Tom Delay jacked off by Jack Abramoff" with 1,080,000 hits. This may be because of the double jack offs.

We stand behind Google for attempting to protect privacy and minimize this out-of-control government's quest for power, but share the shock and disdain in finding what is out there in cyberspace.

posted by Stash @ 1:31 PM