Maybe Bush really had a plan?

From The Bulletpoint


Now here's some good planning: a new Ottoman empire
Things to do today:

A. become president
B. allow 9/11 to happen
C. use it as a pretext to invade Iraq
D. oops, no WMD
E. oops, no 9/11 connection
F. So.... we'll bring democracy to Iraq.

After three years of occupation and brutality, Iraqis voted for a shiite theocracy? Go figure.

Now that we've set up an Iran-friendly Iraq, let's attack Iran.
World Peace Herald

Do they work at being stupid or does it come naturally? They're making us safe by uniting Tehran and Baghdad into a new Otttoman empire, focused on us.

posted by Stash @ 9:45 AM