Frist to diagnose
A Senate Office Building was evacuated yesterday due to the sounding of a nerve agent alarm. Senators and staff hurried to the parking garage and waited for hours for the all clear.At one point, Senator Bill Frist, renowned surgeon, announced to the media that investigators were unable to determine the cause of the alarm. Dr. Frist immediately offered his services and asked them to video tape the office building. He would then be able to review the tapes to determine the location of the nerve agent, it's actual composition, and all necessary antidotes.
The world is safer with men like this at the helm!
Thank God for Dr. Bill!
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