Friday, June 22, 2007

Rahm takes a testosterone pill.... finally!


From a memo sent from Rahm Emanuel's office:

"Today, we discovered that everything we learned in U.S. government class was wrong. Evidently, the Vice President does not consider himself a part of the executive branch, and therefore believes he can obstruct meaningful oversight and avoid being held accountable. If the Vice President truly believes he is not a part of the executive branch, he should return the salary the American taxpayers have been paying him since January 2001, and move out of the home for which they are footing the bill."

Where was he hiding his testicles when it was time to demand getting out of a War of Choice? Was he playing pocket pool with his testicles when our civil liberties were given away? We elected a Democratic majority to be THE MAJORITY and to start holding these bastards accountable. Rahm has wagged his mighty finger like Harry Reid does. Now, let's see if there's any bark in the bite.

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At 12:57 PM, Blogger Lumberjack said...

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At 1:34 PM, Blogger Lumberjack said...

A testosterone pill taken by congressional democrats would be followed by the following statement;

Dear Dick,
I appreciate that sharing the public record might prove embarrassing, and I also appreciate how it might seem convenient to claim exemption from the law. I ask you to consider two things;
1) If you're not a member of the executive branch, then the only other role you could conceivably use to justify your salary is your role as the President of the Senate. Heads up - we are going to immediately call for a vote to remove you from the Senate - which is much easier and quicker than impeachment, since it only takes a majority vote of those present. Thanks for the idea, btw.
2) If, on the other hand, you feel that you're not subject to removal from office by a simple vote of the senate, then your refusal to provide these documents is an impeachable offense - one which we intend to hold you accountable.

Do you want door #1 or door #2. Sorry to say that they both lead to the same room.

At 5:40 PM, Blogger Stash said...

I like it! Pick a door, Dick.

btw, the Harry Reid link is correct now. Didn't make a lick of sense before.


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