Saturday, January 17, 2009

Dear World:


We, the United States of America, your top quality supplier of the ideals of liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for our 2001-2008 interruption in service. The technical fault that led to this eight-year service outage has been located, and the software responsible was replaced November 4. Early tests of the newly installed program indicate that we are now operating correctly, and we expect it to be fully functional on January 20. We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage. We look forward to resuming full service and hope to improve in years to come. We thank you for your patience and understanding,

Sincerely,

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

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2 Comments:

At 10:32 PM, Blogger The Rambling Taoist said...

Personally, I think whoever wrote this should hold onto it for a few weeks or months to be certain the technical difficulties have indeed been ironed out. One wouldn't want to complicate things by having to send an apology for the previously sent apology.

 
At 10:25 AM, Blogger Stash said...

"Point, Taoist!"

Stash, however is optimistic that the new model, even if flawed will function better than the previous model.

 

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